Today's quotes [6.26.12]
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly
when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do.
- John Steinbeck
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie.
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
"The graveyards are full of indispensible men."
- Charles de Gaulle
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