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A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.

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Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
   -- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"


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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. 

     - Oscar Wilde 

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
   is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
   hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
   that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
   -- Mark Twain


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"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."

                     -- Gallagher -- 

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