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What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?

    -- Irv Kupcinet


You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't
think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just
to muffle the screams.

Rita Rudner


The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances


Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

    - Lazarus Long


"A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident.
 A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident.
 But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - _that had to mean something_."
                        -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"


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