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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
   of it as the  only time of the month that I can be myself.


"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
                        -- Nada, "They Live"


He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.


"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" 

- Dave Henry 


When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators. 

     - P. J. O'Rourke 


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