Today's quotes [6.23.12]
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
-- Nada, "They Live"
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
"High heels will make your legs look more elegant.
Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?"
- Dave Henry
When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators.
- P. J. O'Rourke
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