Today's quotes [6.22.12]
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A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz
"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
-- Peter Murkin (sp?)
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
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