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"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
                        -- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got


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"Basses like Altos.
 Altos like Basses.
 Tenors like Tenors.
 Sopranos like discos."
                        -- Choral relationships explained by Eric the Fruitbat
                                (aka Paul Sleigh, fruitbat@matra.com.au)


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   On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
   performance.


  

3. 




* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
       is love; after marriage it is self defence.


4. 




"Command: crash_now

 Syntax: tellnews crash_now

 Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
 companies news servers."
                        -- DNEWS Manual v3.0


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