Today's quotes [6.21.12]
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"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
-- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got
"Basses like Altos.
Altos like Basses.
Tenors like Tenors.
Sopranos like discos."
-- Choral relationships explained by Eric the Fruitbat
(aka Paul Sleigh, firstname.lastname@example.org)
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
is love; after marriage it is self defence.
Syntax: tellnews crash_now
Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
companies news servers."
-- DNEWS Manual v3.0
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