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Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

1. 




* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
           -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
       listens.
          -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
          -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.


2. 




ON YOUTH
   "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
   true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
       -- Steven King, 3/8/90


3. 




Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

4. 




"Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
                        -- Ben Salmon


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