Today's quotes [6.20.12]
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Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
-in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
-in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
-in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
-- Steven King, 3/8/90
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
"Whip me! Beat me! Make me light and fluffy!"
-- Ben Salmon
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