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When two's company, three's the result!


Knuckling Down:
A leader is best when people barely know he exists.


"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"


If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.


Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him. 

     - Groucho Marx 


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