Today's quotes [6.19.12]
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My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
Not all chemicals are bad. For example,
without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
there would be no way to make water,
a vital ingredient in beer.
"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"
- Richard Jeni
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;
and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously."
- Booth Tarkington
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