Today's quotes [6.18.12]
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali
I can resist everything except temptation.
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her
eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'
"... mutant brain-eating cyborgs are bad for business..."
-- "Battle Angel" (an Anime movie I saw)
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