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"The length of a film should be directly
related to the endurance of the human bladder." 

Alfred Hitchcock. 

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"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
                   
                                                                -- Dr. Seuss

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The simple step of a courageous individual is not to
take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs
the world. 

    - Alexander Solzhenitsyn 

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Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.

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According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys. 

     - Conan O'Brien 

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