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"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
 other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
 break..."
                        -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
                           "That there is life beyond Earth"


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The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to
scrape off the .0056 part that's impure.
I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?


2. 




Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.

     - Woody Allen 

3. 




"Once you get people laughing, they're listening and you can tell them 
almost anything"
--HERB GARDNER

4. 




* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
       years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
       make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
       -- Dave Barry


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