Today's quotes [6.13.12]
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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll
have to remember that.:-)"
"Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul. He died to take away man's cellulite."
-- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet."
- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
"Despite it's clever disguise the aperture to the right is not actually a
window, but is a fire exit. _So_ if you want it open, please light this
waste-paper bin so we aren't breaking the law, and the fire brigade will open
it for you."
-- Paul Gardner-Stephen
"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!"
-Monty Python's Eric Idle
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