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Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too. 

1. 




"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
 for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
 standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
 not the same, however different standards on other machines although
 different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
 fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
 -Dstandard :))"
                        -- jteclaw@clark.net


2. 




"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
 years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
                        -- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)


3. 




God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

4. 




"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
       worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton


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