Today's quotes [6.10.12]
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Jesus is coming. Look busy!
"The problem with the designated driver program,
it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get
sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the
end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
- Jeff Foxworthy
Copyright (C) 1996 Association for the Study of Meats. All rights reserved.
Your mileage may vary. Shipped by weight, not by volume. Legal in 49 states.
Sorry, Tennessee. Fnord"
-- Disclaimer from the home page of the
Association for the Study of Meats
"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools."
- Will Gillespie
Women should be obscene and not heard.
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