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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams 

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
   Europe-Jackie Mason


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   I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
   Now, she complains about all men and not just me


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For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman.
If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. 

     -Henny Youngman 

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age. 

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