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The bustard's a fortuitous fowl, Who has but small reason to growl. He avoids illigitemacy By the simple expediency Of the use of an alternate vowel.
The wife of young Richard of Limerick Complained to her hesband, "My quim, Rick, Still grows in diameter Each time that you ram at her; How can your poor tool stay so slim, Rick?"
Why, oh why, does this happen to me? How did I end up stuck in this tree? The ground down below looks so far away, That if I would fall it would take me all day To hit the ground, with a thud and a thunk. And knowing my luck I'd land on a skunk. So here I will sit 'til my dying day. Or maybe, at least, 'til that bear goes away.
Another Month Ends: All Targets Met All Systems Working All Customers Satisfied All Staff Eager and Enthusiastic All Pigs Fed and Ready to Fly
There was a young lassie named Phyllis Was deflowered one night in a Willys. Before they were through Her spine was askew, And I very much fear that it still is.
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