Today's jokes [6.17.12]
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This exchange was overheard between the separated sections
of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: "I got 12
inches over here you would love to have."
The female response was: "Well, spit it out it isn't yours."
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bites
off my roosters feet, what do you have?
Two feet of my cock in your ass.
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his
friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"
The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits
on top, and I bob her up and down."
His friend says, "You know, that don't sound too bad."
The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off, only I got
somebody to talk to."
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to
their honeymoon boat cruise. The husband says, "Honey, I
want to stop and pick up some condoms before we go." "Good
idea," she says. "While you're in there, pick me up some
The groom gets out, walks into the drugstore and says to the
clerk, "I'd like a box of condoms and a package of Dramamine,
"Yes sir, says the clerk, "but do you mind if I ask you a
question? If it makes you nauseous, why do you do it?"
What do they call condoms in Germany?
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