Today's jokes [6.15.12]
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How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day
of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and
a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to
sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate." the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give
me the broom, I'll show you how."
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
So they don't whistle on the way down...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
They don't like to look down on the unemployed.
An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room
there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's
penis. One day she goes
down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another
women holding his
penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a
large smile on his
face and replies "Parkinson's"
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