Today's jokes [6.1.12]
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What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum.
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for
plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing
alright--but after a few
months he gets "lonely", if you know what I mean. The pig starts to
look more and more
attractive--soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this
poor guy makes an
advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost
bit his leg. One day
the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it
turns out to be a dinghy,
cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman,
unconscious. He drags her
to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back to
health. Finally she is
well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for
saving my life. I don't
know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything,
just name it." The guy
thinks for a minute and says "Would you mind taking my dog for a
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Save the Yeasts
EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD
150,000,000 YEASTS ARE
Come to the award-winning 1987 film,
"The Very Small and Quiet Screams"
-- a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked.
"A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't."
| Evening showing in Johnson & Wales |
| Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19 |
Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC)
Student Bakers for Social Responsibility
Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL)
Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters
Defend all life: 'from greatest to least, from human to yeast!"
This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.
Q. What's better than roses on your piano ?
A. Two lips on your organ ...
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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