Today's stories [5.23.12]
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I do system support in a law firm. The other day I had to log a
user off and then back on. I entered her initials and then she
just gave me her password (Rule No. 1 broken). Her password
is genius. After three tries and the system telling me "access
denied," I asked her how to spell it. She said,
"G - E - N - I - O - U - S." There's one in every crowd.
"I am a Paramedic, recently I was called to
a scene where a man in his late 60s had died and obviously
been there a couple of days. We searched for any sign of
trauma.... None. We looked for anything that might indicate a
medical problem... heart meds etc..... None. The only medicine
we found: Viagra. About that time the coroner arrived (a
strikingly pretty gal) who asked me, "How long has he been
dead?" I replied a couple of days, she said, "Oh so he is stiff
then?" I handed her the Viagra bottle and said, "In more ways
Harlan says there's a Judi who works at his place: Our
receptionist, (yes, she is a blonde), often takes orders to call
out for pizza on nights we work late. One night, after placing an
order for two pizza's from around the corner, we asked her how
long it would be. She said she was told 40 minutes. When we
commented to her that we thought that was a long time, she
responded "that seems about right, it takes 20 minutes to cook
a pizza and we ordered 2 of them".
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