Today's quotes [5.9.12]
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"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
-- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
"That there is life beyond Earth"
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
Teenaged girls use make-up to feel older sooner.
Their mothers use make-up to feel younger longer.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi
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