Today's quotes [5.6.12]
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- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
failed to initialize because of the following error:
The operation completed successfully."
-- Windows NT Server v3.51
The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography
"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
involving high colonics"
-- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones
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