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- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.


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"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
 failed to initialize because of the following error:
 The operation completed successfully."
                        -- Windows NT Server v3.51


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The Schizophrenic: an unauthorized autobiography 

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"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
 involving high colonics"
                        -- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
                                song AEnema


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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
       appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones


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