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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women,
sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex
is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can
be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are
like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have
to be exactly right for it to occur. 

    - Jerry Seinfeld 

1. 




"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
seventy-five cents." 

     - Billiam Coronel 

2. 




Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
   service called Jump-In-The-Box.
         Wil Shriner


3. 




If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, you're aiming too high. 

4. 




What's another word for Thesaurus? 

     - Steve Wright 

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