Today's quotes [5.31.12]
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"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface.
All I do is point it at people."
"Then what does it do?"
"Why would it need to do anything else?"
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."
James H. Kabbler III.
"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."
-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior
Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers
and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for
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