Today's quotes [5.30.12]
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Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.
"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
-- Eric Erickson
Time's fun when you're having flies.
- Kermit the Frog
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
"What is the difference between apathy and ignorance?
I don't know and I don't care."
-- World Entertainment War
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