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Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite.


"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
                        -- Eric Erickson


Time's fun when you're having flies. 

    - Kermit the Frog 


Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
   in the country.
   -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.


"What is the difference between apathy and ignorance?
 I don't know and I don't care."
                        -- World Entertainment War


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