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"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
                        -- Karen


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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........


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"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz


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"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
    He called me a quitter."        -- Steven Pearl

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"Apparently giving caffeine to spiders makes them spin really bad webs,
 whereas giving them LSD makes them more uniform and better. Imagine what
 the WWW would have been like if it had been invented in the 60's"

-- Unknown, alt.sysadmin.recovery


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