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If you can't get your books or receipts to balance out,
here's a useful term vending machine distributors rely
on: "Slug Factor." 

    - Rich Hall 

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So, you don't like jail? 

Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. 

    - Charles Bukowski 

2. 




Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. 

    - Geraldo Rivera

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G. C. Lichtenberg: 
     "The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."

4. 




Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
   (1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
   (2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
   (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.


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