Today's quotes [5.25.12]
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"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers
No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.
- Robert Heinlen
The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988
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