Today's quotes [5.24.12]

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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason -- 

Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
                        -- Unknown

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots
of women wear nothing else.

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