Today's quotes [5.23.12]
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In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of
people angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas
Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better
than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw
The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.
- W. C. Fields
"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."
-- Alfred Hitchcock --
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