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If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
    wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
    promptly develop.


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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
 comment."
                        -- Alasdair


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ON DEEP THOUGHTS
   A day without sunshine is like night.


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"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
                        -- fortune


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Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
   But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
         Steve Bluestone


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