Today's quotes [5.22.12]
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If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
ON DEEP THOUGHTS
A day without sunshine is like night.
"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
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