Today's quotes [5.20.12]
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There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
gonna put a stop to siphoning.
"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989
You have the right to remain silent.... Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
"I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests
don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I
haven't been through in school."
-Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman
because of academic requirements
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