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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield


"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
 successful without resorting to software testing..."
                        -- Unknown, rec.humor.funny


"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried
five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office.
And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their
                             - - - P. J. O’Rourke "Parliament of Whores"


My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.


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