Today's quotes [5.19.12]
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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
--- Maryon Pearson
"`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't
insult me poor bleedin' country.'"
Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.
Lester: That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
-- "Beakman's World"
"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
-- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James
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