Today's quotes [5.18.12]
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"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
-- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and
the other is to let her have it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
"Paper can KILL if it's thrown hard enough, sometimes."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
* Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you
think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2. Advising the President.
3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."
--- Bella Abzug
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