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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.

--- John Ehrlichman


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"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
 only to get screwed in the end."
                        -- From Ross Williams' FunList


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"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
                        -- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95


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"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." 

     - Kilgore Trout 

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Women have half the money and all the 
Pussy and still are not happy...

Sent by Eric


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