Today's quotes [5.17.12]
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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there.
Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind.
--- John Ehrlichman
"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed in the end."
-- From Ross Williams' FunList
"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
-- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
- Kilgore Trout
Women have half the money and all the
Pussy and still are not happy...
Sent by Eric
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