Today's quotes [5.14.12]
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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.
"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."
-- Mark Twain
He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without
knocking on the shell first.
When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional
division by zero.
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