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"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
 on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
 studying your every move?"
"Me neither."
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert


"This is your brain on IDE..."
                        -- me


A Marriage Vow:
A knot you tie with your tounge
you cannot untie
with your teeth.

Sent by shadoewalker


"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
 I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
 Carmina! Burana!
 Catulli! Carmina!
 Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
                        -- Unknown, via Adrian Corston


Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to 
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the 
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what 
I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side 
of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually 
feel a lot better, and no harm done 

-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 


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