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"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
"[Why?]"
"Ignorance."
                        -- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
                                singer of Tool)


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"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune


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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
           
          -- Will Rodgers -- 

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There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 

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Erica Jong:
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever 
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

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