Today's quotes [5.12.12]
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"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
-- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
singer of Tool)
"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you."
-- Will Rodgers --
There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.
- W. C. Fields
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
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