Today's quotes [5.11.12]
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"From a real email message:
... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
I'm the Happy Prince...
King James I
(This person is no longer an NT admin)"
-- Peter Gutmann
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her
out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they
weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
- Paula Poundstone
"This book fills a much-needed gap. "
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review
It's like an alcatraz around my neck.
- Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.
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