Today's quotes [5.10.12]
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First Rule of History:
History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
-- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0
"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
-- Alasdair McLellan
Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work.
- Thomas J. Frye
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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