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First Rule of History:
   History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
   other.
  


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"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
 always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0


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"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan


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Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work. 

     - Thomas J. Frye 

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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

                                               -Gloria Steinam

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