Today's quotes [5.1.12]
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-- Clueless spam mail at it's worst
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
-- George Bernard Shaw
(speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken
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