Today's poems [5.21.12]
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Jack and jill went up the hill,
to smoke some marajuana,
jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked jill if she wanna.
jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun,
but stupid jill,
forgot the pill,
and now they have a son
Sent by jessica
A teenage pop idol called King,
was known to show young boys his thing,
He'd meet them in halls,
and grope their young balls,
And then he could teach them to sing!
Sent by Dan
An ingenious young scientist named Joan,
Dosed heavily on testosterone.
Then she diddled her slit
With her much enlarged clit
And successfully sired her own clone.
Sent by Joan
Hurt (by love)
Tell me why It hurts,
Please tell me why it hurts so much,
Is it because of hate, is it because of love,or is it both,
I don't Know but can you help me find out,
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you because we have so much in common,
I hate you because you think I don't try,
But I do so deal with it,
I can't tell why it hurts, but I know I love you,
I hate you just as much as I love you,
But why does it hurt,
To know that you think of me as a friend
when it could be so much more,
I think I found why it hurts,
Will you help me ease the hurt.
Sent by Schaal
I have a dog named Tim.......
I once had a dog, and his name was Tim,
I put him in the tub to learn how to swim,
He drank all the water and ate all the soap,
He died last night with a bubble in his troat.
Sent by Jillian
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