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There once was a woman from Wheeling Who had a funny feeling So she laid on her back And tickled her crack, And peed all over the ceiling!
There once was a man from St. Pauls Who used to perform in the halls. His favorite trick Was to stand on his prick And roll off the stage on his balls.
There once was a man from Kartomb Who was exceedingly fond of the womb. He thought nothing finer Than the human vagina, So he kept three of four in his room
The nipples of Sarah Strong, When excited, are twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover She expected no less of his dong.
There once was a writer named Twain Who had a peculiar stain Surrounding the head Of his prick, it was red And it was said to wash off in the rain.
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