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There once was a lady named Lynn Who was so uncommonly thin, that when she assayed to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in!
There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought babies came only from God. T'wasn't the Almighty Who lifted her nightie. T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud Then a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter She sat up in bed and just meowed
There once was a poet named Dan, Who's poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know" "It's because I try to put every possible syllable into the very last line that I can" !!
There was a young student from Boston, Who drove around in an Austen. There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas. But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
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