Today's jokes [5.26.12]
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started
out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was
volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no
longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his
wife, "Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre
spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across
another man on horseback. The man told him he was his next door neighbor
and he was having a get-together the coming weekend. He said: I have to
warn you though, there will be alot of drinking at this party. The city
slicker said no problem. There will also be sex going on. No problem he
responded. Well, There will probably be some fighting too. I think I can
handle myself, claimed the new neighbor. As he rode off, he turned and
asked the party host. "By the way, what should I wear at the party" The
man, responded "Oh, it don't matter, It's only going to be me and you!"
Sent by Chris
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?
Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone.
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...
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