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What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?

The wrong answer.

1. 




What kind of Bees make honey?
                                  Honey Bees!
What kind of Bees make Milk?
                                  BOOBIES!

2. 




The boss called one of his employees into the office.  "Rob," he 
said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off 
in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales 
position, and one month after that you were promoted to district 
manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, 
you were promoted to vice- chairman. Now it's time for me to 
retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you 
say to that?" 

"Thanks," said the employee. 

"Thanks?" the boss replied.a "Is that all you can say?" 

"I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad." 

3. 




The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the many
canyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds of
indians. They start to spur their horse forward when they realised that there
are hundreds of indians ahead of them.  Wheeling to the left they, once
again, see hundreds of indians rising from the hill.  They begin to back away
in the direction from which they had come and they realise, they were
surrounded.  The indians had spread out.  They were trapped.  

The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto, his life long friend, and says "Tonto,
my firend, I think I must say that I have treasured our times together
but now I think we are doomed".

" We?" replied Tonto "What's all this we, Paleface?"

4. 




A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle 
range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills 
behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go 
and shoot myself."
The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

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