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A massive cold front swept across the nation this week,
but it's not expected to affect the election.
Says Hamilton, "The Weather Channel said the five-day
forecast for Bob Dole is three days." 

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   It's not all that often a wife will confess her faults. Just the other
   nite my wife said, "Hon, I know I'm not the perfect wife. I realize
   I'm often too outspoken."
   
   Risking all manner of flying objects, I couldn't resist the temptation
   and calmly replied, "Oh, by whom dear ?"


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   Try as I might though, I just can't seem to win many points with my
   wife. Just the other day she was reminding me of how often she had to
   ask for my help with our kids. Then she pointed out that the youngest
   had moved out over eight years ago. I smiled and said "OK, what would
   you like me to do next ?" Again -- nothing but cold icy silence. I
   just don't understand that woman at all.


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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."


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