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Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.

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"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You
 change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH
 THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!"
                        -- Alastair J. R. Young


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The government that can protect you from your enemies
can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you. 

     - Harry Browne 

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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood
up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
don't believe?"

    -- Quentin Crisp

4. 




"I simply want to be rich enough to be able to hold money in the contempt
 it deserves."
                        -- fenmarel, on oz#gothic


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